Authors are easy to get on with —
if you’re fond of children.
- Anonymer Verleger

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
- E. Joseph Crossman

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
J.M. Barrie (1860-1937)

A professional writer is an amateur who didn’t quit.
Richard Bach

There’s many a best-seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Flannery O’Connor

One cannot review a bad book without showing off.
W.H. Auden (1907-73)

It's a job that's never started that takes the longest to finish.
- J. R. R. Tolkien

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
- Robert Orben

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.
- Pablo Picasso

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
- Mark Twain

Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
- Henry J. Tillman

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
- Robert Frost

There ain't no rules around here! We're trying to accomplish something!
- Thomas A. Edison

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
- J.H. Goldfuss

Und noch eine Weisheit auf dem Weg:

Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.